Tonight we are supposed to turn our lights off between 20:00 and 20:15 to save the planet. This is advocated by Bild (a newspaper who is a strong opponent of high fuel prices and speed limits), Pro7/Sat1-Media (a TV group who will continue to transmit crappy programs and ads in this time and whose extremely bad reality shows are responsible for about 50% of TV caused energy consumption) as well as Google (an Internet company, whose founder is marrying on a tropical island, which has been enlarged by artificial sandbanks, who has his friends flown in by private jets and celebrates in air conditioned tents...).
The electricity companies are already stating that we will all die, because the huge changes when everybody switches lights on and off will kill the power grid.
Can we please return to planet earth sometime and start behaving like grown ups? I think, I'm going to be sick somewhere...
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If it wasn't for these people blindly following the orders of mainstream media, you'd have no easy way to avoid them at parties. You can wait for key phrases to appear and then silently exit, stage left. Pursued by a bear, if you like, and we haven't killed them all.
Incidentally, I would really like an armoured polar bear. I went to see "The Golden Compass" the other night, and the carnage I could cause with one of those guys...wow! If Santa is listening...
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